Selectively Mute
Roommate enters with friend.
Roommate: Hey this is my friend. This is A.J. my roommate.
Me: oh Hey yes I'm A.J. just watching cat videos on YouTube
RM Friend: silence...looks at kitchen
Me: well actually it's a cartoon cat...
RM Friend: silence
Me: (do you have a name friend of my Roommate?)
then they leave, and I continue watching Cat videos. Simon's Cat on YouTube it's awesome.
I mean I had one light on so maybe it gave me a creepy glow. Or maybe she is a DOG PERSON!!!!?!?!?!?!?